You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: are you a capricorn?
Stranger: yes
You: omg ,I found one
Stranger: 
You: can you tell me what it’s like to be a capricorn
Stranger: ots pretty awesome
Stranger: its*
You: great!
You: I always wanted to be a capricorn
Stranger: wat r u?
You: I’m an aries
You: aries don’t do well on the financial market these days
Stranger: hahaha ok i didnt no tht
You: yeah it’s pretty fcked up
You: but anyway..
You: did you always knew you wanted to be a capricorn or were you born like one
Stranger: i was born one!!
You: omg, ur so cool
Stranger: mhm
You: well, I’m going to look for other capricorns, nice talking to ya
Stranger: ok bye
Monday Rant: Egyptian Idiot Boxes
Aun Au Khu Mes Tahamu Khemu, Mesu Ntrrr Mut Tef Maatu, Apuat Khu Apuat, Smet Apu Mtu Ntrrr Anuk Kherrru.
We the brightest light, born from the deepest black, children of the Divine Mother Father, true right and exact, open the way shining ones, open the way, listen to these Divine words I say.
Nuk Khumiu Khu Khu, Neb Heru Djeddjedu, Sekhet Maat Anru Em Smai Tawiu.
I am the infinite blackness, the infinite brightness, the All Awareness, forever establishing the field of truth and reeds, through unifying the two Worlds.
I DONT HAVE TO TELL YOU THINGS AREN’T GOOD.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THINGS AREN’T GOOD!
WE KNOW THE AIR’S UNFIT TO BREATHE
AND OUR FOOD IS UNFIT OT EAT!
YOUNG PUNKS ARE RUNNING THE STREET
NO ONE KNOWS JUST WHAT TO DO
AND THERE’S NO END TO IT!
(THERE’S NO END TO IT!)
THE DOLLAR BUYS A PENNYS WORTH!
BANKS ARE GOING UNDER
CONGRESS ARE KEEPING A GUN UNDER THE COUNTER!
WE SIT WATCHING OUR IDIOT BOXES
WHILE SOME LOCAL ANCHOR MAN
TELLS US THAT
TODAY WE’VE HAD 18 MURDERS AND 80 VIOLENT CRIMES
AS IF
THAT WAS THE WAY THINGS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE!
WE KNOW TIMES ARE BAD!
WORSE THAN BAD!
PEOPLE ARE CRAZY! (CRAZY, CRAZY)
ITS LIKE EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE
IS GOING UTTERLY MAD!
SO WE NEVER LEAVE OUR HOMES!
WE SIT IN OUR COMFY ABODES
WHILE THE WORLD IS GETTING SMALLER
AND WE SAY
COME ON!
AT LEAST LEAVE US ALONE IN OUR FAMILY ROOMS
LET ME HAVE MY MICROWAVE
AND
FLATSCREEN
AND MY
20 INCH RIMS
AND I WON’T SAY ANYTHING!
JUST LEAVE US ALONE!
WELL I’M NOT GONNA LEAVE YOU ALONE!
I WANT YOU TO GET ANGRY!
I DON’T WANT YOU TO RIOT,
I DON’T WANT YOU TO PROTEST,
I DON’T WANT YOU TO WRITE YOUR SENATOR
BECAUSE I WON’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU TO TELL HIM!
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE RECCESSION
AND THE INFLATION,
AND THE CRIME IN THE STREET!
ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU GOT TO GET MAD!
YOU’VE GOT TO SAY;
I’M A HUMAN BEING DAMNIT!
MY LIFE HAS VALUE